new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
"She said, ‘I’m so afraid.’ And I said, ‘why?,’ and she said, ‘Because I’m so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.’ I asked her why and she said, ‘They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you.’"
- Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via larmoyante)
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
"Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they’re, like, their most beautiful. It’s a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love."
- Amy Poehler (via psych-facts)